WhirlyFritzerGLomeratialSilverPlater3Parter

 
WhirlyFritzerGLomeratialSilverPlater3Parter
PartOneofWhirlyFritzerGLomeratialSilverPlaterTHreeParter

BestWesternWiFi

COmpanyLogoAddressPartTwo

TheTalkingClockPartThreeofWhirly

The Limosine pulled up to the door and waited and waited some more. The counter person was a thinker and soon walked over to the foyer grabbed the bulky footrug with the rubberbacking to prevent slipping it happened to be Blue a color not condusive to the happening event. The PAtron of the Limo dissembarked at the Driver "It is only a Blue Carpet Greeting ? WHat happened to the Red Carpet Treatment. Then he sat down on the computor screen was dark. He moved the mouse around finally finding the Internet E he clicked on the GLOBE and got the INternet Open. TO his dismay they were using MSN that day as home page. He turned back to the counter person, "I had my driver drive over 500 miles to Colorado just so I can send this email from YAHOO on this COmputor I want my Lady Friend whom lives in A lessor Southern State to see your LOGO on the email letterhead that I just sent? The counter person grinned that patronizing lopsided grin thay have a way of using it for all such strang events. "OH SIR", it does not work that way at all when you open your own email at YAHOO it sends your email with your email address to your friends email address down south, BUT there is no such thing as a COmpany LOGO Address at least not yet. And so Donald Romand Plence left the Best Western Motel in Durango Colorado with much regret to drive back in his LIMO to New York City to the offices of the President Thommas Whirly of the Board of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com to make a new parent company for INternet Logos. Gentlemen, please, I have called this meeting of this Board of Directors of the Board of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company to Decide to INvest in a new way of doing business on the INternet. I am very excited at this new idea and hope it generates this COmpany Bullions of Dollar Signs. (Jjohn Jjones was at this meeting using one of his human disguises) in reality he is the Manhunter From Mars. His ears turned green but no one noticed them or him. "Suppose," this was Plence, " you are a businessman from Chicago, Ill. You want to Impress a Client Empress with the email address where you are staying in a fancy motel place." "SO you go to YAHOO.com type in John JOnes for instance type your password such as redmars open up your internet account." Jjohn Jjones blanched totally a green face spitting out his coffee his undercover compromised on hearing this but again no one even noticed him HE quickly realized it was only a random example PLENCE had used. So intent were all the men on hearing Plence's Oratory remarks and his delivery on this Monday. It was raining outside everyone had the Trademark TrenchCoat and Hat hangging on every available hook on the wall it was why the Manhunter From Mars liked to hang out here in these offices. Plence again. "OK is everyone with me now so far? NOW go to your emails under the compose button open the drop down menu see that Button that says Determine Location??? Click only once left click will do it do not double click or right click." INstantly every LapTop in the room said FROM the Offices of the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in Bright Red Letters in the body of the Content of the message. This will only work for a COMPANY like let us say Best Western if they agree to pay for our Domain priviledges. Iff we were in a Best Western that has Purchased our Agreement we can send this. But instead of Whirly it will say Best Western on the LOGO in the Letterhead. We just hit the button marked DETECTION. We have the hardware software set available now for sale. Is there any questions.? At the word DETECTION the Urbanite Detective had grabbed his TrencherCoat and Hat mumbled "COFFEE be right back", out the door he went into the Rainy Gloomy MOnday unsure now of his anonymity within this COmpany. On an unrelated matter Plence was warmed suddenly BLurtted out : "GENTLEMEN PLEASE", then in hushed tones; "What are you all talking about and what is that muttering in the background?" Elect a spokesman tell all the group including me. John Jacobson stood up : "OH SIR" We noticed when Jjohn Jjones just left the room he left his coffee cup I took it my mistake his initials are JJ, at this part Plence waived his hand in a kinder gesture of dismissive. "AN honest mistake my goodman, Well what is it tell us spit it out.?" "WEll sir there was too  much sugar in it." "NOT the coffee what is that mummering about?" "OH that. TheTalking Clock. We invented a talking clock. Every five minutes on the dot it says", TICK TOCK TOCK TICK CLOCK I AM THE TALKING CLOCK TOCK TOCK TICK TICK TOCK ZONK. "But we forgot to program it to tell the time.?" NO was all the treasurer of the Zappersunlimited@.ORG said. "NO funding available at all for a clock that does not tell the time he added then an aside" : I wonder who JONES really is ? TO no one in particular.

WhirlyFritzerGlomeratialSilverPlater for Durango

 
WhirlyFritzerGlomeratialSilverPlater for Durango
WhirlyFritzerGlomeratialSilverPlater for Durango

Who entered Whirly®™ ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot then typed the instructional code with the twist at the end something like this EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 0092 repeating the last four digits to get the Companies attention. He was in Durango Colorado and needed a Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater sent there as soon as the Check cleared from the Colonel Palmer Hotel. CharlaXAndroidOneSeven had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida and called for Demolition Derby to remove the McDonalds from the parking lot next door. The Ramp would then be extended over the Train and the pipe was intended to be lain into the Animas River or the San Juan whichever one. Suddenly President Whirly had a great idea. A bicycle lock for blind people to use. He decided not to tell Romand Plence. Not until the parent company had been created and was a success. ed.note.ed please note this for later use. And so the parent company was borne they called it BlindMelonChildrenontheHorn.Com When a Blind child locks his bicycle they can FEEL the braille on the lock and turn it to the corresponding numbers. This is very expansive work.

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.1: remember when only children rode bicycles. ANd no one had locks. The company logo was a blind man with sunglasses fingering the locked chain. GO figure this one. And so the order to Durango was cancelled. The Bottom line was signed NOT by the President of WHirly but the Treasurers Office and the Treasurer hisself Romand Plence. He started fast and then snowballed at the last. Here is the actual email.

BlindMelonChildrenontheHorn.Com
Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:17 AM
From:
"Charlax Hice"
View contact details
To:
WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com
Cc:
"dark stone hice"
YOu idiots
you morons
who authorized this parent company
BLIND people cant ride Bicycles.
ROmand Plence Treasurer of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.

Charlock7Android1 


  

Superman and the Whirlyfritzer

 
 Superman and the Whirlyfritzer
Superman and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

Episode One

Gotham City was dark when the Batman calmly typed the operational code to the Zappersunlimited website company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot and the code was EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 He had had enough of Alfred's guff about the toilets and Robin was having to go outside near the Batcave™  outlet He was sure that they would soon be discovered unless they started the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ drops soon from the Heliocoptor. He was a wealthy philanthropist in his Bruce Wayne suit with the white ascot all the women swooned. He was at ease today his Bat Armors sat near his right hand he was smurffing the web when the website caught his eye. Eye made the email to WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com signing it BruceWayneEnterprises@yahoo.com then he sent one to Metropolis™  it looked like this ClarkKentOfficeattndailyplanet@yahoo.com He made the batsign

Clark was in his office when it came in over the wire feed he took one look and got up and ran into the hall way jumped into the janitor closet there and came out as Superman he flew out the window of the DailyPlanet®  Building and streaked tword Gotham. This was a digging JOB for Superman. The Batman met him just outside the Batcave™ just intime to warn him not to step where the Robin had just been. He outlinned the problem immediately. "Eye need this favor old friend",  the Batman began , "Anything you want" said Superman "You remember that eye used to be Brian Butler but changed to Batman because the uniform looked a lot like your cape." "Yes", said Superman "but your Cape was yellow how well eye remember it like yesterday."  "We were young and foolish in those days."  "Eye am tired of stepping where Robin has just been",  said the Batman cowling. "Would it be okay for you to dig me a pipeline all the way to the Gotham City Harbor from the Batcave™ toilet?"  "This is a JOB for Superman" he shouted and He seemed to be just standing where he was. "All Finished" he smiled "eye am THAT FAST faster even then the Flash." He was bragging something he just usually did not do. "The Heliocopter will drop the Glue Robin and eye can finish the pipe now please tell me why you are so differant today." "Eye have a date with Lois Lane and Lana Lang they finally agreed to meet with me both at the same time." "OH" was all the Batman could think of to say. Then he smiled. "Eye understand" he was saying but the Superman was flying away. With a great big SuperSmile on his face. When the PIPET.M. @ was all finished they sent the COBALTBLUET.M.@WhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterBox
to the wrong address but soon it arrived after they had to pay another COD charge to remove it from the MANOR next door. Alfred rolled up his sleeves and dug the hole for the box Robin ever agile as Dick Grayson practically flew the line up and attached it too the AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M then they all stood around while Batman turned on the Green Light when to all there astonishments there was a huge explosion in the Direction of the Harbor of Gotham. Robin was sheepish. Batman was Incredulous. Alfred was a real old man now and he was sorry for what he had done they know it immediatley when he turned and tried to run. It was as FalseFace that he was caught. The brown substance he had added to the one sided mechanism was found out to be Kryptonite the GreenK had turned with the CobaltBlue in the pipeline into RedK or Red Kryptonite. They found Alfred near the Batcave™  entrance lying in a pile of left over Robin he had been gathering to put into the box. He (the FalseFace) {not TwoFace} children remember this is an older and a differant character He had seen the Superman earlier and concocted this plan. He had knocked Alfred down and changed his face to become the Butler. He was very smart after all he had been linked to Harvey Dent and accused of being TwoFace a lot. The silver bars had fallen out but they were Red Kryptonite a substance that was worriesome to Superman stay tuned for
 
Episode Two called WHO will save the Gotham Harbor or Can Superman Swim in RedK Pants. Same BatTime Same WebsiteBatChannel. 
 

 

BonnGermany

BonnGermany


Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
Herr Scribner was making a delivery and did not see the mourning paper the idiot lost his glasses again and could not see a thing. They told him the news expectantly but did not get a rise out of him. They were very disappointed. He pulled his lenses that he hides for his extra frame from the end table corner covered with Paper Mache but could not find the frames and so he improvised he held one lens in his left hand up to his left eye to simulate a monocle. He looked every bit like a German Old Officer. Ingst Scribner was a survivor of the Berlin Fall of Wall. Herr Ingst was smaller than most German men with an anger in his heart to match the largest lion. They called him Adolf when they called him. He was peering past his monocle at the computor screen to study the website of Zappersunlimited.com. He typed in the operational code into the Security box shown. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 yes the number is also the PatentPending® from the Government. The Canal Grande is near the city of Bonn. They were not impressed with the initial order of pipe.  Ronald Plence hurried to the Whos Who to look up Herr Ingst Scribner and smiled when he saw the Four Stars near the index margin. This man was filthy. He has lots of $p. A multi-billionaire. He okayed the delivery surely they would not attempt to dump the silver bars into the canal they were only at the beginning. Herr Ingst sent an email to President THOMMAS Whirly. “Whirly”ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com CobaltBlueT.M.@=93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20Trademark@PIPET.M. @ He (INGST) said “we will soon begin the Air dropps of the the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue.”We plan on hitting the canal with the pipeline and then on to the German Ocean. Send me the blue purple box. Arrears to Ingles Street Road, Bonn Germany. That is all. They put the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box onto the Lithuania Airlines at LaGuardia Airport quite near the Government offices they got the PatentPending® from. It went from the Bonn Airport by Limousine Delivery to the Ingles Street Road. There was four workers in the back of the Limo they were half tanked with the free drinks but managed to hook up the The AcmeLighteningRodT.M. @ to the CobaltBlue.Box. Herr Ingst insisted on turning on the green light and adding the brown substance into the one sided mechanism. The four workers all fell into the Limo and left. Oh Yuck. The pipeline was not finished and so the silver bar fell out near the Ristorante Grande Canal. A Freshman in a green sweater picked it up he still has it for a paperwaiter. The entire project took 7Seven years to completion. When it was over Ingst was remarking to everyone assembled that the CobaltBlueandPurpleBox was now operational and the entire projection was only a little over projected cost. The double pipeline had been his idea from the start one was to the North Sea (the German Ocean) the other went into the Indian Ocean to the south of Bonn, Germany. At a cost of Thirteen Million P$. They had to put a ramp at both ends of the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M so they called Floridian Easements Programs Online Help and Aid Offices. They sent us TWO THERAMP@T.M. from Floatsom and Jetsome Industries near Tallahassee. Both finishing Company at each ending of the pipeline near the Ocean floor nearest unto Bonn, Germany ran the pipes up onto the ramp and stopped not dropping them into the water at all so that when Ingst turned on the green light the steam from the Indian Ocean Pipe caused the Lighthouses for Ocean Going Vessels to be built for fog control and the other pipeline to the German Ocean (North Leader Sea) stopped dead center of the ramp so that the silver bars just piled up in a never ending pile of prosperity. Just take a look at this aerial photograph at how the beach front was so polluted. Perhaps someday they will even clean it up. It builds up with each and every single silver bar that dropps. A monument to self aggrandizement. Emminatingly all the way out there from Bonn, Germany. From a little BlueandPurpleCobalt Box. The greatest invention of the universe the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. Purchased for use by Herr Ingst Scribner. From Zappersunlimited.com.

WhirlyinSpain

 
 WhirlyinSpain
WhirlyinSpain

How to make a Spanish omelet disappear OR who turned on the green light.

Fight eye was watching the fight down in Spain when the Phone rang at the Office “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web@.dot

The door of President Whirly was still closed he would not be available until after NewsYearDay. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was speaking “My namme is NOT Ronald Duck that is a joke that Whirly likes to play” and he slammed the phone down so rudely that we all (ewe guessed it) DUCKED down behind the desks. The Fax on the Computor was belching there is no other word description that even comes close to the sound of this old IBM. We have tried to get them to upgrade and failed. Eye actually had to remind him that eye was an android and that he can not fire me like he wanted to the others there they are all cowards no one raised up except the android eye. It was Madrid asking for a WhirlyFritzer Blue and Purple BOX delivery. There was a facsimile of a Cheque it was for a Million P$. Plence stopped Quacking at us and quickly added his okay to the Fax and sent it back even though they got the number wrong he waived the code EQZ29004938932984766748476384300(9) the last digit should have been an 8. He said relate to this we can bypass the Security Cam from the President's Office and in his haste he slammed the door on his way in and the glass tinkled all about the floor he grimaced the door was so old it would be impossible to replace he would just have to put the new glass inn before tomorrow comes. Quickly he typed in the password to the BOSSES computor it was YaYness7 an old code he was happy that it worked. He told the computor to okay the Spanish account at Madrid Spain. They are heading the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M line toward the South Atlantic Ocean they meet all the Federal Guidelines. The Robot Code he used looked something like this oihh mfd isiohhr uht mojpjrijihsoi@hf dihs ofhdih foh fihei thirhos hghih giot dhit loo phy jecvrol ikkolelinur. There was no problem for several weeks then we got the proverbial message that silver bars had hit the fan.? Understand? There had been a Bullrun on the way to the Atlantic Ocean just west of Barcelona and near the end of the pipeline. But wait of course thats in the wrong direction they were running the pipe the wrong way. Thats the way it is in the big city. There was one million thirty seven silver bars all stacked into a pyramid between barcelona and Madrid. Iff ewe gentile reader aer confused a bit by this just look up at the map see where it says SPAIN it was very near to there they aer calling it the Spanish Pyramid. The NINTH Wonder of the World. They can no longer hold the Manassas there at all. The Bull run. A little Southern Humour a little dry for yew mister no its dehydrated. The new office door to the Whirly Presidential Office had a Batman sign with Whirly in the Center and a little Android humor from the eye goes undetective for instead of glass eye had them make the door out of clear Spanish treacle board. It will not break or tinkle on the floor. Ronald Duck gave me a bonus. $$$ThirtySevenP. Eye got a new Cardinal Hat. With a Mary Bird logo on it. For almost free. Its too small the head is rather large on an Android. Eye can not wear it very long it pinches mee and causes headaches they call it cardenal in Spain. Of course Android has a headache the eye is not a robot. Not offended or mistaken eye forgive the lot of ewe
just wait till Whirly sees his new office door the facing board is red.

WaterCollector

 

 WaterCollector

WaterCollector


The Water Collector
 The logistics was unreal unfathomable until they called Pauls Excavations in Tucson City. They said it is so simple of a thing to build and yet so much harder to make work out in the field a series of bendable aluminum pipes inside a seathe of silk. We will Collect the Rain as it falls and send it South to a man made lake a fresh dug pool a Arizona Lake. The Bottom of this lake bed is sealed in silk as well and makes a giant Reserve to feed the cities need to make us all stay well. For the silk collector we typed in the operational code at the website for ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.@dot      EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 and because that it was Christmas and because that President Whirly was now on Vacation Donald Plence came on gave us the OKAY for the Project. Why spend lots of $$$ when the PIPE.T.M.pipe@T.M  was only 45 P a section. We had already spent too much on the Aluminum Pipe from AcmeLTD@.com and the silk materials to line the Reservoir and to make the RainCatcher® There was PIPES with wheels on each section edge. We moved the thing along on the desert floor in the sand like a Caterpillar going sideways each section moved only a curtain distance undulating accordingly and waiting then for each section to catch up to it again then rolling off across the sand dunes each man pushing on a BroadBasePad® using the cheapest form of mechanical device and locomotion known to man the human being. They dropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. And we quickly assembled the PIPE@T.M.Pipe When someone saw it raining off in the distance we pushed the silk Raincatcher in that direction until we got the thing directly under all that free falling water and then we ran around under it as long as those sponge like clouds would let it fall we got lots of water for that Arizona Lake this way. Not even losing one man we got to him BEFORE he acutally fell off of that ledge and two sections of the silk Billowed out spilling water but we saved our fellow man. There is still alot of water in the desert there where we were and sometimes ewe may see that old pipeline we built it there in 1969.

DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyf

 
 DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyf
DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater




 The South of Franco was safe the church group had not bought another Cobaltblueandpurple Box. Dr. Raymond Solar was in New York City when the Radiation Device he uses for possible sources to replenish the powers of Doctor Solar went crazxy. He immediately got into his super power suit he looked just like a Power Ranger mabe the Red Ranger or even the blue one he went looking for the Upper New York Harbor. He flew above the Statue of Liberty and frowned down at the RUST colored stain in the water. Whoever layed the PiplineT.M.@inc  into the harbor is MAD they must be MAD he said. But eye will not spend any more time chasing the pipeline to get them in trouble my job is NU clear. Hahahhaha. A little Solar humouor ewe. He swept the Harbor with a nuclear devices he had fashoined it himself from a horde of pennies he had taken from a trash can uncertain how that bank bag had gotten there perhaps  just fallen from a Brinks Truck passing by it happens every day in this big apple city ewe. He laughed a little laugh and said those crokked guards will not get This coin bag. He flexed his long blue fingers and inserted them into the center of the coins and FUSSIONNED them. Then he Calvanized the metal ball and dragged it behind him underthewater in the harbor they went. The demagnetized dragging ball of steal and copper pennies now excited by the solar powered fingers of "The Man OF The Atom" following behind him Doctor Solar cleaned and cleared the water of the New York Harbor that had been polluted with the silver plater bars from the whirlyfrtizer box. Instinctively He did not follow the pipeline to its source he had a feeling there was no Lethal Radiation in the box he had no desire to waste his time all day in New York he needed a real radiation source. Suddenly he saw the submarine of Orun the Robot minion of that evil nemesis of mine Nuro the mastermind. They had placed a large source of life-giving nuclear radiation into the attached a bomb to the net there was no time to release the Pennie Ball he used it instead he launched the thing into the net and dragged the bomb up to the submarine just in time he ATE the radiation to gain his Solar Green he needs his power as he swam up to the surface he began to sing this song. Radiation is red on the new found grid Radiation is blue when it's used Radiation is Green when it's new on my skin Radiation is food in this millennium. He was not ever a poet but just a superior heroe.  He flew back up to the Statue of Miz Liberty and he looked down at the COBALT BLUE water in the harbor and he smiled.

Zappersunlimited@.ORG

 
Zappersunlimited@.ORG
Zappersunlimited@.ORG

CellPhoneZapper@.Inc.


President Whirly used the first one ever made. He loved to give these demonstrations in the beginning of each day. He held the Cell Phone Zapper in his hand the simple mechansizm positively GLOWED with Cobalt Blue Radiation the miniature Nuclear Nano Bots were there where no eye could see no ear could hear the workings of the Generation X devices. He had a Cell Phone Charger Plugged in near him and was laughing at the plug there was no place to plug the charger in the phonzapper there was no outlet on the phon. No extra power needed but the CobaltForce@T.M.Inc. Ronald Plence the treasurer was dialing a 991 number and a girl answered with a New York Twang. She said “HOW rich are you MISTER PLANCE”, in that nasally voice they have. The others in the room turned all the cell phones on and called they families and spouses Whirly paid for all the calls. Admit it “whirly” THOMMAS smiled no one had ever seen him do it. He held up his subatomic device and pressed the only stud upon it the orange button glowed softly then turned GREEN and held a steady light. “Imagine”, he said softly “THAT you are in a public place like a LIEBERRY and too many students are using too many cell phones and it becomes a pandemonium in the Information Commons.” “You simply take out your BRAND NEW CellPhonZapper and PRESS the Orange button.” When it turns GREEN like this one did”, and here is where he Paused for affect, for At that very moment Plence and all the others stopped talking all at the same moment for the phones were all not working they died all at the same exact time when the Green light on the CellPhonZapper stabilized. He did a little dance but for brevity of time and for the sake of mye romance we will not describe that Whirly came unglued no one had ever seen the President like this. He kissed the Phon in hand and laughed a lot and cried when he realized just what they had. He cleared his throat to give this speech and there was only silence in the Offices and this is what he said. “There is people starving Companies are folding Wall Street is Squawking people for the most part are failing at everything they do BUT (another pause for effect this time) Zappersunlimited@.ORG has not ONE but two MONEYMAKING generators. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater has its many problems but we are in the BLACK in Plences' Ledger. $$$$$$$ He gave a nod at his old friend the Treasurer. This CellPhonZapper@.T.M will make us TRILLIONS and again he smiled but did not dance again for the moment was now over. OUR MOTTO “We will not have the noise of CellPhonItus.” And now to Business. Everyone back to work. And this is the first day of Zappers added business. How quiet now in all the happy halls and offices no more rude cell phone disturbances. 
  

TreatiseWFGSP

 
 TreatiseWFGSP
TreatiseWFGSP


17: A detailed explain of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
The Inside of the Cobalt Blue and Purple Box
The Cobalt Radiation A Purple Flower Explaination
A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is the sewage processor to end the use of sump pumps and side bar containers septic tanks composters and compactors tomb like structures that must be dug by contractors and proper city codes. The BOX is about nine by nine feet square. The box has an outlet on the side of the left front top to attachemente the PIPEt.m.@inc and a ground wire attachemente on the right front of the box to attachemente the Acmelighteneingrodt.m.@inc the pipe runs away from the box in two separate pipeline functions to carry the cobalt waste to the Ocean. The central compartemente is in between the right compartemente and the left compartemente. The top does not open the box. There is a one sided mechanism which opens the tray for the wasted brown substances to be added. The right side compartemente is the Purpleflowercobaltblueradiationlampt.m.@inc It is non-lethal radiation developed for use in atomics weapons but mullified for civilian use the U.S.Patent# is
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 the lump of blue coal is harmless to people and dogs. Cats are aware that there is radiation there they seem to knoe everything don't they see eh??? When the pipe is laid and correctly enters the Ocean or the Sea nearest your area and the green light is operational the one sided mechanism is opened by the home or business owner and the brown substance plus some water is added to the enter there. The slot is closed and latches automatically from the inside there is no catche on the outside that is why it's called a one sided mechanism. That is why there is two pipelines. One is for the silver platted bars. The other one is for the steam from all the added water that people never seem to tire of adding. The Cobalt Blue Radiation Flower zapps the brownsubtances turning them into Gold bars silver in color. The Radiation Force is then centrufugal in nature moving the silver platter bars along the pipeline seemingly forever. OR until the end of time whichever comes. The GOLD bars silver in color will fall out of the end of the last pipe in your T.M.Pipeline@.net into the Sea bed or Ocean area nearest to your house and/or business. Ed.note.ed. The substance in the silver bars will discolor a small area near the end of the pipe this is why we demand that you as the home or business owner reach the pipe to the Ocean Floor or Sea Bed nearest to your area. Ed.note.ed the picture near the banner on the top of this presentation clearly shows the Cobalt Blue Radiation developed in 2006 near Tucson Arizona by the CharlaXAndroidonesevenAlien inside the whirlyfritzer box. Have a better day and sleep better non lethally. We here at Zappersunlimited.org hope this Treatise has helped the gentile reader ewe to better understand the mechanism.

IndiaPart2WF

 
 IndiaPart2WF
IndiaPart2WF


 The middle of India is alea. Just a wide expanse of nothing but a lot of meadow lea grasses remember this was before the pipeline was malfunctioned we have our Company Hudson Bay Company East Hudson Bay Company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot Acme.Y.MPortolet@.net  the Y  is for YOUR MARK the door of every toilet has a picture on it of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater where we were working a Brahman Bull was munching and Jake took out his periscope the Indian Buddhists we hired as guide thought he was trying to Shoot the bull he was adamant NO shjott NO shjott and he was crying tears and praying to his nonexistent god. Jake put the periscope away it was made by Acme.T.M@.inc We were between New Delhi Ahmadabad India. Ahmadabad was not even in sight yet we were nearing the Indian Sea where we would leave the end of the PipelineT.M.@.Inc Gary Varker was not used to being in the field. He had come a long way from the main offices in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. He was troubleshooting the new India Pipeline for the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater he was missing Airdropps several hundred of them late. Plence was out of town and could not be reached he was speaking on his cell phone to the office when he got a girl she had a nasal twang. She said Hello Gary thankzx yew for dialing 991. He hung up but not before he smiled. For Faith without site is better than one hundred primed rifles. He would have to take charge and do this without his friend. He called Acme at once. They sent the glue not the real glue from the
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue but several dozen containers of purple ACMEpipeglueT.M@inc. He sent the glue pods up and down the line until all was back in place and ready to launch the green light on the box. He waited. He had that de je vue feeling that something was wrong he hesitated to start. Then he called the main offices shrugged once and said IT'S A GO. The office page boy Sammy turned the green light on. You may have guessed what happens next gentile reader ewe the GLUE purchased for too much $$$ from ACME did not hold the STEAM PIPE broke and all the water from the added brown substance flowed onto the meadow lea of India. Which is why it is so marshy now. The COWS leave lots of offerings but the PipelineT.M.@inc  started it.

16wfgspInDia

 

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16wfgspInDia


"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." --Mark Twain, from Following the Equator except possibly a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in New Delhi. From New Delhi to Ahmadabad the pipeline was inserted in the ground by hands so used to other work of lessor natures plans. Infused with promises of Golden Silver platted bars that line the Oceans floors the men of India worked at a snail pace they claimed it was a mortal sin to hurry out to sea. They pressed fruit into bars while cattle milled about in the cities untouched as a source of protein. They had lots of nut cakes to offer men of American Decent so used to steaks dripping with greasy offerings of fat. Hindi in Devanagari script along with English is spoken by the higher up mucky mucks but Tamil and Sanskrit along with rendered englias a smattering of French and some England Brits inflections makes it hard to understand the workers we have hired; East Hudson Bay Company. Gary Varker was at his duty station checking once more for the conformation code of the order form for the ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com

The entry code looked like this EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing the code into the SPYCAMT.M.@inc

When it matched he sent an email to the Treasurer of the Company this is a copy of that email. President Thommas Whirly was reading it now.  Flag this message

ATTN: Romand Plence

Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:07 PM

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"Gary V"

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Hi ROman d old bean how have ewe bean??? this is Gary VEE remember the old toaster?

East Hudson Bay Company we need a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater sent to OFFICES in INDIA, New Delhi. Send me one of your famous CobaltBlueBox@.inc and 4000 PIPE@T.M.Pipe we will want 14 air dropped Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The men are digging in the sordid mudd off Indian Sea already. Thommas Whirly asked the secretary Mrs. Nimble Fingers to send Ddonald Pence to his office she clucked like a duck and they both laughed it was an inside joke. Romand was white as a sheet on a poster hanging near a bed framed high on a hill top wait
 

Ewe get the idea. He was not slightly embarrassed at all when the Whirly himself asked him “SO you knoe this guy Varker?” it was more a statement of fact then a question so he answered it more slowly He was my ROOMY in collage back at the old NAU in Flagstaff. It seems he is with the Hudson Bay Company now and they want a whirlyfritzer sent out to India.

It's not a large order as orders go but we will make a good profit on the pipe. $4000p @ 36p per length. Part one of India in the Mourning or Hindi in the EvenEng. Keep checking back for part two the authour is making his Treatise of the whirlyfritzerbox.

15WFALASKAP1

 
 15WFALASKAP1
15WFALASKAP1


They assembled the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. in sections inside the warehouse under heaters and fans numerous. Intending to dig the holes and make the whirlyfritzerpipeline permanently entered. Each section was a half-mail long and would be Airlifted to the field and dropped into the holes by Arieocoptor. They then decided to heat the pipe internally eye knoe it seems like the Cobalt Blue would do that automatiaclly but remember we discovered that the radiation is harmless and emits no lasting particles. So they ordered up the AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. the smarter of the office men tried to adjust the tension by an explaination. The pipe will be warm inside so the silver plater bars will travel to the Arctic Sea and pass out of the ends of the pipe just enought pressure from the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc to keep the flow going we do not expect any difficult explosions or freezings over. The AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. is attached at the END of the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. where it is going down to the water not anywhere near the beginning of the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc box but the heat will travel by kinetic energy down the Cobalt Force to keep the pipline open. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterboxunit itself will be housed in an unconventional heated shed to withstand the Arctic Temperature. If a section of pipe.t.m fails for any reason we can access the main unit in time and turn OFF the green light to make repaires. We see no reason not to order up the box now. John"little"john Motron was the nearest user of the computor and he began by typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 the code was immediatly refused. It had produced a copy of a code previously used the first time that had happened in the history of this company ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 it was the CODE for Florida. The computor beeped the notifier on to say the green light is on the way. The fault was with the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dotwhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany. They sent the email it looked something like this.

CobaltBlueBox
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:40 PM
From:
"JjMotron"
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we have assembled many p
we are now ready for the box
send the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once
MOTRON Jj

the central offices of AlaskaSalmonize gave a collective sigh of relief then the email was green and go they sent confirmation but "WONT it be hard to set the thing in the snow???" this was from Romand Plences desk. They smiled a collective smile. They had a coffee and cake partee. They took a long break. This is the email they sent to the Acme.
SPACEDOUTHEATER user # 345733
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:50 PM
From:
"JjMotron"
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ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany.com
 
AcmearcticheaterT.M.@Yahoo.INC
 
We need that heater yesterday. We have pipet.m laid and need to get started with the installation at our artic installation.  

This is part one.

15WFALASKAPartTwo

 
 15WFALASKAPartTwo
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This was found under the desk of Whirly himself just a scrap torn off of Plences notepad.
Order was for 96,000 pipe. They only want one box. They ordered up a space heater from ACME. They want 12,000 air dropps of our special glue. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IN the offices of AlaskaSalmonize the mood was pensive. This is not unexpensive for our expansive efforts will afford us no relief in the coming year and did you see the Whirlyfritzerglomertialsilverplater Stocks they went up and off the Board.
The men in the field
The men in the field wore silverplater buttons it was a picture of the Cobalt Blue Radiation Flower. AS they worked they sang little songs about the Poet CharlaX the creator of the Cobalt blue.
They placed the sections in the ground one whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ by painstaking one at a time and glued the ends of the sections with the airdropped glue the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M.  
The Acme heater had been airdropped almost into the water they wanted not to have to move it once again after it was delivered they did not have the machinery necessary to drag it. It was necessarily heavy as was most equipment they ordered up from Acme. The lengthy sections of this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Arctic Pipe Line were now ready to be heated all connected all glued up. The President of the AlaskaSalmonizedConglomeration.Inc.Ltd. Mister Jjohn Jjones (the Manhunter From Mars) he was in his Human disguise a very pallid sort of green tint to his skin he was passing as a black and ebon mon not unusual now for the President of a Company or even a Country to be of Negro Docent. He walked up to the CobaltBlueandPurpleBOx.T.M.@inc. and turned the green light on. The first silver platted bar a gold bar actually only silver in color fell into the Arctic Sea with out a hitch with out a sound of any kind it fell to the bottom of the Sea bed nearest your area next to your Company crew. Have a wonderful day ewe. 
   
   
   
  

CobaltBlueBomb

 
 CobaltBlueBomb
CobaltBlueBomb


 Eye took the blue cobalt radiation flower and placed it in the crucible box added in the silver oxide closed the box and prayed. There was a small muffled explosion. For on a larger scale this would be the cobalt bomb. Eye just needed to make it now invisible so they can not stop the bomb from going off. The Doctor like the octopus has smarter now become. The entrance to the mall was now blocked off and it is game day. Eye scaled the tower wall quite near the clock all dressed in dull brick brown no one could see me frown down at the crowded red shirt fanatics. This is pay them back for all the student priorities and lost computer time eye will decimate the villagers that only live for self and degradation of the games they will not have the names on there tombstones. When the little hand says one and the other one says none. The Cobalt Bomb when added to the silver oxide in the correct amounts weighs nearly five pounds quite heavy on this wall Eye mount the thing with Acme.Glue the time is short now no where for me to go eye am so tired of living in the snow eye set the thing upon the wall and simply drop a crumple to the ground and watch the Cobalt Blue as it goes off. nnnnnnnnooooowww

Stroberlights@.org.com

 
 Stroberlights@.org.com
Stroberlights@.org.com


They make every kind of light for cop car wannabes they come with one strobe light effect it plugs into the ashtray each item sold separately the panel is open each kind of cop car light is just a plastic panel with the colors of the Sherriff of the County or the ones the City uses they are a subsidiary of Zappersunlimmitted@.com A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company.   They make magnetic logo sides for car doors they can make it say anything like Mayberry Sherriff. Or Don Knotts under it. You GLUE the top to the car with Acme.Glue you run the risk of losing it we here at ZappersUnlimmittedA.com suggest using our WhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglueT.M.@org just go to our website at yahoo.com. Just remember to read the fine printing on every warrenty warranty and have a great Christmas ewe.

14WFNBC

 
 14WFNBC
14WFNBC

Newport Beach California 2012

End of time sceneriao.
 There were two bosses on the desk that day at the newspaper near the beach. They were Gay and Smiley Fortune. The Newspaper was the Free French Press they made lots of money. They decided to send off for a Whirlyfritzer glomeratial Silverplater for the offices.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092          PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M          Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @          CobaltBlueT.M. @ box          whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
“Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot          ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com          CobaltBlueT.M. @          =93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20          Trademark@PIPET.M.@
They chose the operational code from the pie chart carefully remember the old joke children how a pie r round but the corn bread r square. A little collage chart humour. John 17:3"And this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent. The Preacher was near the Tattoo parlor and all the navy men that never go near the water were linned up just to watch all the people's daughters who like to wear no clothes in California near the water. They always dress in full uniforms even in the summer they must be alcoholics. There was a small boy about 14 years younger than a real person needs to be he was stuck in the undertow and almost drowned but no one notices. His skin turned blue and he was not all here. And he hates to swim in the Ocean or the Sea side area near ewe. The one mile area of pipe limit had been reached they were digging in the undertow everytime they added a section of PIPE.T.M. @ it snapped off and they were replacing it with steel girders and lengths of CobaltSteelBluePIPE.T.Tm. @ 36 p per each one and the Company of G&SFortune was not happy. We are doing this all wrong said the Founder John. John Fortune had been called from home. He was 86 years old and he walked like he was 23 he moved so fast his younger siblings could not keep up the three brothers were all together only this once for several years they had not seen each other. Let's get THERAMP T.M. @ brought up from that FLORIDA SHERRIFF Association we can set the ramp the undertow won't matter and so they sent a check for 1000 p to the Sherriff. The rather impotent brother Gay Fortune was the dumbest of the block of Fortunes. He Stood up on the Ramp and called into the Offices on his “WalkETalkY “ACME T.M. @ and told Brother Smiley Fortune to Please turn the green light ON. Remember this is Newport Beach even in the hottest day of summer it's like winter there. When nothing happened they suggested on the Radio from Acme that he get his SELF off of the Ramp as Fast as humanly possible. NO one can be sure but they did hypothesis later that the Steel Pipes down under the undertow were not disconnected and when the CobaltBlueForce@T.M. was applied to the super reinforced pipe it was like a Cobalt Bomb going off near an administration building on a campus near a Burger King. Fortune Smiled on Gay that day and he at least is not meeting his maker this way he is just shaken up from swimming backwards and upside down from the grips of the dreaded undertow near the Newport Beach of California. Editornote.ed. Everytime someone flushes in the Offices toilet another bar is silverplated and drops out of the PIPE.T.M. @ to make a pile grow taller on the Newport Beach in California.

ThirteenWhirlyfritzers

 

 ThirteenWhirlyfritzers

ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters

For The South China Sea
The Bakers Dozen or
With Juan Yu Get EddRoll

Tai Downe was a smaller sea side appendaged onto the much larger port of Hong Kong South area the Mainland was only a few rice paddy klicks away the main computor in the sampan was chattering friskerly the Juan Tonn oarsman was typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 into the spy cam area and when he got the return code he typed each letter in slow until the boat was almost below the water line he ran screaming to the side and flipped it up so that he was even keeled and back on course. The code now looked like this EQZ29002900290029001777177717770092
It was never the same code once. He matched. He sent a new email into the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater headquarters in Taiwan. This was now sent from Sampan Jaun Tonn to website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot We need no unlimited amount of PIPET.M. @ Or any of your PurpleGLue@T.M. no unlimited airdropps to the South of China Sea we just want the COBALTBLUEandPurple BOX the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and one two p mabe three PIPE.T.M.total unlimited entry. Because he as a Chinaman and because it was on Saturday and Ronald Plence was in the office doing golfing remember those Golf Coarse Screens on all the BMovies ewe how the criminals always had them in the offices. He was practicing his P when the faxt machine spit this out in his face. Flag this message
No. unlimited PipeT.M.@ with PurpleGlue@T.M.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:48 AM
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"Juan Tonn Sampan"
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Juan Tonn Q Tai Downe Tiawan Mainland China South of China Sea. Send unlimited pipe with glue we want only one bluepurplecobalt box. The sampam is on the move. This is all. The treasurer of the world's first COBALTBLUET.M.@Powered Company idly flipped the switches on the transceiver radio and AUTHORIZED the airdropp of 1400 p. thinking of his next putt he hoped they would soon order the next airdropp he was salivating at the word unlimited. He sunk a twisting putt and smiled. The airdropp was not a total loss the people of the republican China came out to watch the heliocopter in groves. They stood in the groves and watched the comical way the copter pilot hit the sampan with the first wave of p then the cobaltbluepurple box landed in its side crunching both oars and pinning the Juan Tonn down. He jumped up in time to snag three of the p as they swept past so fast they were just a part of the neap. The children how were waiting at the edges of the water jumped onto all the pipe as it swiftly bye they were singing red rover red over domne on over red rover. He had a small rolled up copper wire and the ground wire was attached quickly the tag on the copper roll was ACMET.M.@  He caught Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ when it came wingging down from Chinese Air Space. He glude the pipe to the machine opened the onesided mechanism poured in the brownsubstance wasted and loosed the catche door once. Then he turned the GreenLight on. The pipe was out the sides of his boat. He looked like a giant dinosaur he began to float up odd the water was several feet BELOW the boat the Sampan was not listing or even crokked. The first silver bar dropped into the South China Sea. Back at the Ranch on Monday Mourning Whirly the President of this company was frowning down at Plence. He said the Heliocopter driver noticed pipe was all bunched up with children sailing her out toward the north we were taken to the cleaners by this Chinaman in a slow boat to Taiwan. The ink in the ledger is red what will we do to make it black again.

12WFGSP

 

 12WFGSP

12WFGSP

EvenDozens

OR Denizens in Paradise
 Lake Champlain in the Adirondacks there is a place of opportunity there is several companies bidding for a new plant office there is only money to be paid and then the fun continues and the gay men keep the cars and women all unhappy to belong to world in so much troubles and so overlong in torment that Mother Earth she hates her lovers with her passion she would lava fourth from every orifice just to watch them die in paradise. The Company was so filthy they miser every nickel they hire people who drink so they do not pay the hour but the day have you ever seen a day of work from a winoe they only act like they work they lean upon the fence they take a long break and they nappy sometimes they hide in bushes saying to the partners just keep a lookout for the bosses and they play like winoe they were doing this to one another in the Adirondacks Mountains near Lake Champlain in the passes just a few old lonesome paradaisial denizens. Have you ever seen a road paved into a wooded area they run the power lines intending to build the buildings later you have all these parcels of property that used to be just woods. The little rabbits squirrels and Hooters run screaming for the life God given them. One day the winoe got the laptop from the truck. He was tiring of the scrabble blast game when an ad popped up. It said Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Used CobaltBlueandPurpleBoxesT.M.@ for sale. Go to these hyperlinked addresses

ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com enter THIS operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 only once into the spay cam. When it gives you the NEW CODE type DO NOT COPY type each letter of the code into the security box then wait. When the code matches the secret place inside this mysterious computor land we call the web then add the email that you will send to this company pretend that you are very rich or please dont bother us. After all Just because we are selling USED CobaltBlue Boxes we still expect you to buy suffiecint pipe to get them to the Ocean or the Sea please dont waste our time with ponds streams or swimming pools the force of the CobaltBlue if pressured up sufficiently can make a large body of water into a geyser that will stay a geyser until someone from the Central Forces of our Country can fine the BOX in time to turn the green light off. (please see the warrantywarrenty) All orders place today are halved off. Discounts given for more then 35 miles of PIPET.M.@PIPE And for ordering TWO or more ZBoxes we will airlift all items free with our heliocoptor. (we do this anyway dweeds) Ronald Plence was in the Office it was Sunday and he had the Television on his laptop computor attuned to the "God is the Number Seven" show on CBSeye. He noticed an email from the Andirondaks Lake Champlain. They had ordered more than enought pipe to warrant a delivery but not enought for the discount. He smiled. Perfect Profit. Abot 34 miles of TM@PIPE will be laid end to end to reach the water inlet to the Sea. Again he smiled at least it seemed they were keeping there end of the warrantywarrenty. ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com

Friday, November 7, 2008 7:50 PM
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ZQE999999999999999999999999999999900666 This operational code was given us to send to you we want ONLY ONE cobaltbluetrademarkbox. And about thirty four miles of PIPEATTM We are not far from an Inlet Sea. (The Atlantic Ocean). We do understand the use of the double pipe one for the silver bars of gold the other one for the steam to be driven into the water. WE have a Visa Card that the Boss found near an ATM in Brooklyn. Ship at once (haah) eye meant heliocoptor AWAY.  
The treasurer of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Company thumbed the Pneumatic Phone and sent the message to AirDropp immediaetly to the customers coridinates. The pipe was layed until the Lake Champlain was seen to the men they were using shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction and it had taken them almost three months to reach this body of water they Called for the last Glue dropp and this Email was sent to there Company FAX it just said ThankZX YOU we are glad this is over timewise it was a disastor. It is almost as if you people are digging this pipeline by hand. But of course thats impossible. They camped out under the silverplatted moon, ed.note.d a wry refference to the whirlyfritzer box. The green light was steady and operational. Both men stood and poured in the brown substances they had brought to offer the whirlyfritzer box. They closed the one sided slot and stepped away it had taken them another two months to make it back to this starting point. The box had been hotwired to the green electrical box on the highway. They supposed quite wrongly that the ground wires would take the CobaltBlue force and pressure add this to the fact that the Box was overloaded with too much brownsubstance and you have a disastor in the making. Everything looked like it was working so they left they quite simply began another journey homeward bound thinking the job was over and done. When the first silver plated gold bar left the end of the pipe and hit the water in the bottom of the Lake Champlain became a geyser and with no one to turn off the green light to the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater it would be a long long disastor. The National Gaurd was looking for the two men but they were easily lost up in them mountains again. To this day the Geyser@LakeChamplain can be seen by Yellowstone campers even that far away from Lake Champlain.

Part Three WF

 

 Part Three WF

Part Three WF



The next day he opened the side of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater that the President of the Company Thommas Whirly had sent out by parcel post he had mailed it over two weeks ago again Plence was still upset at the way that President Thommas Whirly was anticipating the unrolling of events he was unnerved at the timing. The mock up included a rubber grommet spray painted silver it was supposed to be a silver bar the finished product. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic the federal agent the presenter taker for the Federal Government Department of Patents the United States patent and Trademark Office T.M. @ was slowly making notes. He said, "this patent will not be issued unless you can convince me that the machine works." Plence started to sweat. "This one sided mechanism has a access panel on the inside only it latches automatically. The green light is powered by the same CobaltBlueT.M.@ that powers the silver bars inside the Pipe.T.M.@ and moves them along at centrifugal force to the bottom of the Nearest Ocean Sea. The CObalt Blue is located in the center of the box for maximum safety the only way it explodes is customer error." Asthmatic coughed a bit at this and looked up his eyebrow was moving like a bmovie imatation of Spock. He tried to smile. Plence wiped and mopped. He continued, "the PIPET.M.@ is attached at the outlet on the left hand side no the right hand side. The AcmeLighteningRodT.M.@ is attached to the ground wire on the left side of the CobaltBlue box the purple side no wait it must be the right side." He was so confused and nervous. "But how does the CobaltRadiation move the bars along the pipe." This last part was from the FED. "Just explain that and you have your patent #EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092" this number happened to be the operational number it was Whirlys idea. Thommas should be here to do this instead of me this was Plences conscience crying out for mercy. "CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak has designed the CobaltBlue he was making a indivisible invisible bomb to thin the students priority when he decided to work FOR mankind instead and made this power that we use. Its non-lethal radiation is the power behind the force.  He has no patent but he does copywrite his poems. EYE can explain the centrifugal force it lifts the silver bars all at once like a vacumn in space and moves them en masse down the pipe at an incredible pace. At subatomic levels the atoms look like tinker toys all locked together to make a log cabin." "Thats fine" this presentation is now over said the FED. He closed the notetaking book and smiled real big You have your Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater patent pending. Eye am familiar with Doctor Hices work. He is a genious.

ElevenWFPartTwo

 
 ElevenWFPartTwo
ElevenWhirlyfritzers

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He was taken into the presentation room by a young secretary she was only 19 she was from Arizona. Her namme was Crustacean UnChump.  She left him there to prepare the slides he removed the PIPET.M. @ from the oboe case and placed the CobaltBlueT.M. @ slide in the viewer and began to practice his orate glad he was alone this time able to prepare it first. He spit a frog out of his throat and began with this "The whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater will not be sold by us without the purchase of sufficient pipet.m. @ to reach the Ocean Floor or Seabed nearest your homeowner or businesses." We are a profit oriented company. The next slide shows our profit margin for the year past notice the two major setbacks we added a third one recently these slumps were unfortunate but did not affect the total effect of overall performance. He waved his flourish at the front Behold our Pie Chart.T.M.@ Some of this was customer errors. WE halve a half-margin moon pie with enought Black-Ink dollar signs to show a profit into the next millennium. The real presentation now begins. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic was the man in charge today. He was a Federal Agent. Everyone in Washington D.C. is a Federal Agent.  The third slide was a lump of Cobalt Blue UkraniumT.M.@. This is non lethal radiation. Cobalt Blue was developed by CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak in a Science and Engineering building in Southern ASU A small city with a losing football team and poor performance of the young 19 year old girls they drink too many whiskeys and slam too many beers. He almost used this awesome power to make a bomb invisible but his religious fervor decided him instead to create a power needed to move the whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater bars with centrifugal force to move them quickly threw the pipet.m.@ and into the Ocean or the Sea. Please look closely at the screen This is a lump of Ukranium Blue Number Two. Safe to humans animals birds and other alien life forms. It turns human waste product into silver bars from brown substance. This force from the non-lethal radiation of the cobalt blue will push the silver bars along the pipe with the centrifugal forces of atomics and hydroponics. When glued properly at both ends the thing withstands both temperature and pressures of increasing difficulty. The cobalt blue forces lift the silver bars en masse and move them along at subsonic speeds until they finally reach the Ocean floor or Seabed areas near your homes and businesses. See the warranty warrenty for more information important to the homeowner and businessmen. Businesses that are non-profit or tax-exempt such as Churches can no longer apply for a Whirlyfritzer warrenty warranty. We sell the the pipe.t.m@ and also the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue each item sold separately. Due to a malfunction of the cobalt blue application the purpleglue is white in substance and color almost looking like ElmersGlueall@T.M. When thinly coated on the ends of the pipes each pipe fits each other pipe the secret is in the sizing. Here is a scaled down version of the pipe. And he held up his crokked pipe for the presenter to see. This presentation is running long please stay tuned gentile reader ewe for CHAPTER THREE. The secretary Miss UnChump let him out to go back to the motel and told him you rally have a long URL. "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot eye sent you an email at the motel my namme is Crustacean. See eh??

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A whirlyfritzer patent#EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
 "But eye am the Treasurer and eye hate to fly", said Romand Plence of the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.org company. "Why can't the president of this company go and DO THIS see eh?"This last part was approaching the limit of the hearing for decibel rendering. "For once eye agree with you DOdnald"said President Thommas Whirly. That's Romand. "What ever" said the President Thommas Whirly again he turned and said DOdnald in a duck like voice and we all supposed thet he was meanting Donald the duck. DOdnald DUck. Someone has got to get this patent to the patent office in Washington D.C. today. The supersonic airliner is the fastest means of transport on this Earth. The plans is so secret to the Cobalt Blue box that we are handcuffing them to you and mailing the key to the patent office. You are not to lose the briefcase no matter what. He had no problems getting to the airport in a Taxi Cab hack for this was Old New York the fares were all affordable to men. Donald Duck Plence got his first taste of excitement at the airport waiting for his transport into Washington. There was a ganger he was sliding up behind him with his huggies to his knees and his hat cap on backwards. He froze once when the Security Guard came too close he was in jeopardy the man would knoe it was not his briefcase and then the thing grew taught like a fishing line and he was turning to see just what he was caught on when the Donald yelled WHAT are you doing you Thief in this Airport. The ganger almost cried for he would not let go of the case it had a leather hide. You can not have this case the Donald almost smiled without cutting off my arm. The ganger was reaching for his switchblade knife but why it would not cut they never use them in a slice fight. The Guard came up and handcuffed him and led him away to Detention he was heard to say before he was outasight "This is not my lucky day or night." La Guardia is not a place for thieves in the day or the night. This should be the airport Motto. he was running now to get to the gate Security waved him threw at every checkpoint no one wanted to mess with his Government clearance (it was bogus just an afterthought of Whirly himmself he had ordered the Badge from T.M.@Radiosnack The most prolific bogus badge maker in the internet. When he got to Washington.D.C. to the (Airport namme) in Washington there was a memo waiting for him a MAN was walking with a SIGN BOARD that said WHIRLY and he was carrying a memo pad with one piece of borrowed paper on it that was found and scrounge out of someone elses notebook. He stepped up to this man with some apprehenshion. The note was short and to the point is said +"Pleance there is a new T.M.@Pipe so the ensample case is there on the front of the next counter you are coming to swing to the left and step over and pick it up. Good Lord said the Donald what iff eye missed it they are rally splitting hairs. He saw the oblong oboe case and opened it to be sure he had the right piece of equipment. It was a short mock up of a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ inside the case also was a can of white elmer like substance the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M. and a new memo. WEll done DOdnald now go to the MOtel we have arranged for your presentation meeting to be tommorrow. Order up several of those Arizona Dancing girls they love to come to old mens rooms and party. When he got to the room which was the Best Western Motel nearest and cheapest to the Airport he learned first hand how to remove a Jacket and a shirt from over a small briefcase and he had to wash them in the bathtub actually the shower stall and he turned the hottest water on to get them cleanest as he can and he had to put them in the closet on the wire hanger they provided. He left it there a shirt and a jacket away from being naked and he cried. He went to the presentation full of mixed emotions not sure that he was still alive. It was now a MOnday. They will see you now the Secretary smiled. He telephone was a giant Quarter with the reciever lifted it said two bits and was kinda very funny of a device he entered the enter sanctumonium. He was given the key by the representative of the United States Government who was also a Fedearal Agent.