Athiest

Athiest


Athiest Because of all the suffering and hate and killing and things like that in this world. (Christian says BUT wait thats Why he made Jesus.) But a lot of poor people still suffer even they pray they got bad teeth they hurt they suffer. (Christian has to agree with this.) (I think it takes great faith to be healed its something we dont have today.) My mother was murdered in her sleep they euthanished her. My Christianity says she went to be with Jesus. I saw people so called healed on Television Sunday they showed the fillings in the teeth as iff GOD had placed them back they said they lost them WHY WHY WHAY would an all powerfull living GOD replace FILLINGS? He would have replaced them teeth with NEW ONES. Its all in how you believe. Are there any absolutes left when the Bible calls the Jesus Messiah is that because he is only Jewish. Just a man. Was Jesus Athiest? Or just devoutist. The Bible is a Hebrew document. How can I as a gentleman understand it. Was Saint Peter a Divine Or just a man that was called to serve. His shadow healed some people. Let me step sidewise into your shadow Athiest hide me from the SON. There is more questions then answers what about time travel why cannot I fly like Superman where is that Read S upon my chest and where is the Gate to Heaven must I die like a dog to get there. Is it really a Giant Pearl there. Or do they call it a Pearly gate just to confuse the Athiest.
reposted here for my lover boy charlax

WhirlyFritzerGLomeratialSilverPlater3Parter

 
WhirlyFritzerGLomeratialSilverPlater3Parter
PartOneofWhirlyFritzerGLomeratialSilverPlaterTHreeParter

BestWesternWiFi

COmpanyLogoAddressPartTwo

TheTalkingClockPartThreeofWhirly

The Limosine pulled up to the door and waited and waited some more. The counter person was a thinker and soon walked over to the foyer grabbed the bulky footrug with the rubberbacking to prevent slipping it happened to be Blue a color not condusive to the happening event. The PAtron of the Limo dissembarked at the Driver "It is only a Blue Carpet Greeting ? WHat happened to the Red Carpet Treatment. Then he sat down on the computor screen was dark. He moved the mouse around finally finding the Internet E he clicked on the GLOBE and got the INternet Open. TO his dismay they were using MSN that day as home page. He turned back to the counter person, "I had my driver drive over 500 miles to Colorado just so I can send this email from YAHOO on this COmputor I want my Lady Friend whom lives in A lessor Southern State to see your LOGO on the email letterhead that I just sent? The counter person grinned that patronizing lopsided grin thay have a way of using it for all such strang events. "OH SIR", it does not work that way at all when you open your own email at YAHOO it sends your email with your email address to your friends email address down south, BUT there is no such thing as a COmpany LOGO Address at least not yet. And so Donald Romand Plence left the Best Western Motel in Durango Colorado with much regret to drive back in his LIMO to New York City to the offices of the President Thommas Whirly of the Board of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com to make a new parent company for INternet Logos. Gentlemen, please, I have called this meeting of this Board of Directors of the Board of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company to Decide to INvest in a new way of doing business on the INternet. I am very excited at this new idea and hope it generates this COmpany Bullions of Dollar Signs. (Jjohn Jjones was at this meeting using one of his human disguises) in reality he is the Manhunter From Mars. His ears turned green but no one noticed them or him. "Suppose," this was Plence, " you are a businessman from Chicago, Ill. You want to Impress a Client Empress with the email address where you are staying in a fancy motel place." "SO you go to YAHOO.com type in John JOnes for instance type your password such as redmars open up your internet account." Jjohn Jjones blanched totally a green face spitting out his coffee his undercover compromised on hearing this but again no one even noticed him HE quickly realized it was only a random example PLENCE had used. So intent were all the men on hearing Plence's Oratory remarks and his delivery on this Monday. It was raining outside everyone had the Trademark TrenchCoat and Hat hangging on every available hook on the wall it was why the Manhunter From Mars liked to hang out here in these offices. Plence again. "OK is everyone with me now so far? NOW go to your emails under the compose button open the drop down menu see that Button that says Determine Location??? Click only once left click will do it do not double click or right click." INstantly every LapTop in the room said FROM the Offices of the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in Bright Red Letters in the body of the Content of the message. This will only work for a COMPANY like let us say Best Western if they agree to pay for our Domain priviledges. Iff we were in a Best Western that has Purchased our Agreement we can send this. But instead of Whirly it will say Best Western on the LOGO in the Letterhead. We just hit the button marked DETECTION. We have the hardware software set available now for sale. Is there any questions.? At the word DETECTION the Urbanite Detective had grabbed his TrencherCoat and Hat mumbled "COFFEE be right back", out the door he went into the Rainy Gloomy MOnday unsure now of his anonymity within this COmpany. On an unrelated matter Plence was warmed suddenly BLurtted out : "GENTLEMEN PLEASE", then in hushed tones; "What are you all talking about and what is that muttering in the background?" Elect a spokesman tell all the group including me. John Jacobson stood up : "OH SIR" We noticed when Jjohn Jjones just left the room he left his coffee cup I took it my mistake his initials are JJ, at this part Plence waived his hand in a kinder gesture of dismissive. "AN honest mistake my goodman, Well what is it tell us spit it out.?" "WEll sir there was too  much sugar in it." "NOT the coffee what is that mummering about?" "OH that. TheTalking Clock. We invented a talking clock. Every five minutes on the dot it says", TICK TOCK TOCK TICK CLOCK I AM THE TALKING CLOCK TOCK TOCK TICK TICK TOCK ZONK. "But we forgot to program it to tell the time.?" NO was all the treasurer of the Zappersunlimited@.ORG said. "NO funding available at all for a clock that does not tell the time he added then an aside" : I wonder who JONES really is ? TO no one in particular.

WhirlyFritzerGlomeratialSilverPlater for Durango

 
WhirlyFritzerGlomeratialSilverPlater for Durango
WhirlyFritzerGlomeratialSilverPlater for Durango

Who entered Whirly®™ ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot then typed the instructional code with the twist at the end something like this EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 0092 repeating the last four digits to get the Companies attention. He was in Durango Colorado and needed a Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater sent there as soon as the Check cleared from the Colonel Palmer Hotel. CharlaXAndroidOneSeven had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida and called for Demolition Derby to remove the McDonalds from the parking lot next door. The Ramp would then be extended over the Train and the pipe was intended to be lain into the Animas River or the San Juan whichever one. Suddenly President Whirly had a great idea. A bicycle lock for blind people to use. He decided not to tell Romand Plence. Not until the parent company had been created and was a success. ed.note.ed please note this for later use. And so the parent company was borne they called it BlindMelonChildrenontheHorn.Com When a Blind child locks his bicycle they can FEEL the braille on the lock and turn it to the corresponding numbers. This is very expansive work.

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plus or positive +

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- minus or negative -

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* times dot *

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@* times cross @*

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./ divided by ./

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+- positive or negative (plus or minus) +-

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.k is equal to .k

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"k is less than "k

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.1 is greater than .1

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.1: remember when only children rode bicycles. ANd no one had locks. The company logo was a blind man with sunglasses fingering the locked chain. GO figure this one. And so the order to Durango was cancelled. The Bottom line was signed NOT by the President of WHirly but the Treasurers Office and the Treasurer hisself Romand Plence. He started fast and then snowballed at the last. Here is the actual email.

BlindMelonChildrenontheHorn.Com
Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:17 AM
From:
"Charlax Hice"
View contact details
To:
WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com
Cc:
"dark stone hice"
YOu idiots
you morons
who authorized this parent company
BLIND people cant ride Bicycles.
ROmand Plence Treasurer of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.

Charlock7Android1 


  

Superman and the Whirlyfritzer

 
 Superman and the Whirlyfritzer
Superman and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

Episode One

Gotham City was dark when the Batman calmly typed the operational code to the Zappersunlimited website company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot and the code was EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 He had had enough of Alfred's guff about the toilets and Robin was having to go outside near the Batcave™  outlet He was sure that they would soon be discovered unless they started the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ drops soon from the Heliocoptor. He was a wealthy philanthropist in his Bruce Wayne suit with the white ascot all the women swooned. He was at ease today his Bat Armors sat near his right hand he was smurffing the web when the website caught his eye. Eye made the email to WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com signing it BruceWayneEnterprises@yahoo.com then he sent one to Metropolis™  it looked like this ClarkKentOfficeattndailyplanet@yahoo.com He made the batsign

Clark was in his office when it came in over the wire feed he took one look and got up and ran into the hall way jumped into the janitor closet there and came out as Superman he flew out the window of the DailyPlanet®  Building and streaked tword Gotham. This was a digging JOB for Superman. The Batman met him just outside the Batcave™ just intime to warn him not to step where the Robin had just been. He outlinned the problem immediately. "Eye need this favor old friend",  the Batman began , "Anything you want" said Superman "You remember that eye used to be Brian Butler but changed to Batman because the uniform looked a lot like your cape." "Yes", said Superman "but your Cape was yellow how well eye remember it like yesterday."  "We were young and foolish in those days."  "Eye am tired of stepping where Robin has just been",  said the Batman cowling. "Would it be okay for you to dig me a pipeline all the way to the Gotham City Harbor from the Batcave™ toilet?"  "This is a JOB for Superman" he shouted and He seemed to be just standing where he was. "All Finished" he smiled "eye am THAT FAST faster even then the Flash." He was bragging something he just usually did not do. "The Heliocopter will drop the Glue Robin and eye can finish the pipe now please tell me why you are so differant today." "Eye have a date with Lois Lane and Lana Lang they finally agreed to meet with me both at the same time." "OH" was all the Batman could think of to say. Then he smiled. "Eye understand" he was saying but the Superman was flying away. With a great big SuperSmile on his face. When the PIPET.M. @ was all finished they sent the COBALTBLUET.M.@WhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterBox
to the wrong address but soon it arrived after they had to pay another COD charge to remove it from the MANOR next door. Alfred rolled up his sleeves and dug the hole for the box Robin ever agile as Dick Grayson practically flew the line up and attached it too the AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M then they all stood around while Batman turned on the Green Light when to all there astonishments there was a huge explosion in the Direction of the Harbor of Gotham. Robin was sheepish. Batman was Incredulous. Alfred was a real old man now and he was sorry for what he had done they know it immediatley when he turned and tried to run. It was as FalseFace that he was caught. The brown substance he had added to the one sided mechanism was found out to be Kryptonite the GreenK had turned with the CobaltBlue in the pipeline into RedK or Red Kryptonite. They found Alfred near the Batcave™  entrance lying in a pile of left over Robin he had been gathering to put into the box. He (the FalseFace) {not TwoFace} children remember this is an older and a differant character He had seen the Superman earlier and concocted this plan. He had knocked Alfred down and changed his face to become the Butler. He was very smart after all he had been linked to Harvey Dent and accused of being TwoFace a lot. The silver bars had fallen out but they were Red Kryptonite a substance that was worriesome to Superman stay tuned for
 
Episode Two called WHO will save the Gotham Harbor or Can Superman Swim in RedK Pants. Same BatTime Same WebsiteBatChannel. 
 

 

BonnGermany

BonnGermany


Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
Herr Scribner was making a delivery and did not see the mourning paper the idiot lost his glasses again and could not see a thing. They told him the news expectantly but did not get a rise out of him. They were very disappointed. He pulled his lenses that he hides for his extra frame from the end table corner covered with Paper Mache but could not find the frames and so he improvised he held one lens in his left hand up to his left eye to simulate a monocle. He looked every bit like a German Old Officer. Ingst Scribner was a survivor of the Berlin Fall of Wall. Herr Ingst was smaller than most German men with an anger in his heart to match the largest lion. They called him Adolf when they called him. He was peering past his monocle at the computor screen to study the website of Zappersunlimited.com. He typed in the operational code into the Security box shown. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 yes the number is also the PatentPending® from the Government. The Canal Grande is near the city of Bonn. They were not impressed with the initial order of pipe.  Ronald Plence hurried to the Whos Who to look up Herr Ingst Scribner and smiled when he saw the Four Stars near the index margin. This man was filthy. He has lots of $p. A multi-billionaire. He okayed the delivery surely they would not attempt to dump the silver bars into the canal they were only at the beginning. Herr Ingst sent an email to President THOMMAS Whirly. “Whirly”ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com CobaltBlueT.M.@=93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20Trademark@PIPET.M. @ He (INGST) said “we will soon begin the Air dropps of the the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue.”We plan on hitting the canal with the pipeline and then on to the German Ocean. Send me the blue purple box. Arrears to Ingles Street Road, Bonn Germany. That is all. They put the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box onto the Lithuania Airlines at LaGuardia Airport quite near the Government offices they got the PatentPending® from. It went from the Bonn Airport by Limousine Delivery to the Ingles Street Road. There was four workers in the back of the Limo they were half tanked with the free drinks but managed to hook up the The AcmeLighteningRodT.M. @ to the CobaltBlue.Box. Herr Ingst insisted on turning on the green light and adding the brown substance into the one sided mechanism. The four workers all fell into the Limo and left. Oh Yuck. The pipeline was not finished and so the silver bar fell out near the Ristorante Grande Canal. A Freshman in a green sweater picked it up he still has it for a paperwaiter. The entire project took 7Seven years to completion. When it was over Ingst was remarking to everyone assembled that the CobaltBlueandPurpleBox was now operational and the entire projection was only a little over projected cost. The double pipeline had been his idea from the start one was to the North Sea (the German Ocean) the other went into the Indian Ocean to the south of Bonn, Germany. At a cost of Thirteen Million P$. They had to put a ramp at both ends of the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M so they called Floridian Easements Programs Online Help and Aid Offices. They sent us TWO THERAMP@T.M. from Floatsom and Jetsome Industries near Tallahassee. Both finishing Company at each ending of the pipeline near the Ocean floor nearest unto Bonn, Germany ran the pipes up onto the ramp and stopped not dropping them into the water at all so that when Ingst turned on the green light the steam from the Indian Ocean Pipe caused the Lighthouses for Ocean Going Vessels to be built for fog control and the other pipeline to the German Ocean (North Leader Sea) stopped dead center of the ramp so that the silver bars just piled up in a never ending pile of prosperity. Just take a look at this aerial photograph at how the beach front was so polluted. Perhaps someday they will even clean it up. It builds up with each and every single silver bar that dropps. A monument to self aggrandizement. Emminatingly all the way out there from Bonn, Germany. From a little BlueandPurpleCobalt Box. The greatest invention of the universe the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. Purchased for use by Herr Ingst Scribner. From Zappersunlimited.com.

WhirlyinSpain

 
 WhirlyinSpain
WhirlyinSpain

How to make a Spanish omelet disappear OR who turned on the green light.

Fight eye was watching the fight down in Spain when the Phone rang at the Office “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web@.dot

The door of President Whirly was still closed he would not be available until after NewsYearDay. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was speaking “My namme is NOT Ronald Duck that is a joke that Whirly likes to play” and he slammed the phone down so rudely that we all (ewe guessed it) DUCKED down behind the desks. The Fax on the Computor was belching there is no other word description that even comes close to the sound of this old IBM. We have tried to get them to upgrade and failed. Eye actually had to remind him that eye was an android and that he can not fire me like he wanted to the others there they are all cowards no one raised up except the android eye. It was Madrid asking for a WhirlyFritzer Blue and Purple BOX delivery. There was a facsimile of a Cheque it was for a Million P$. Plence stopped Quacking at us and quickly added his okay to the Fax and sent it back even though they got the number wrong he waived the code EQZ29004938932984766748476384300(9) the last digit should have been an 8. He said relate to this we can bypass the Security Cam from the President's Office and in his haste he slammed the door on his way in and the glass tinkled all about the floor he grimaced the door was so old it would be impossible to replace he would just have to put the new glass inn before tomorrow comes. Quickly he typed in the password to the BOSSES computor it was YaYness7 an old code he was happy that it worked. He told the computor to okay the Spanish account at Madrid Spain. They are heading the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M line toward the South Atlantic Ocean they meet all the Federal Guidelines. The Robot Code he used looked something like this oihh mfd isiohhr uht mojpjrijihsoi@hf dihs ofhdih foh fihei thirhos hghih giot dhit loo phy jecvrol ikkolelinur. There was no problem for several weeks then we got the proverbial message that silver bars had hit the fan.? Understand? There had been a Bullrun on the way to the Atlantic Ocean just west of Barcelona and near the end of the pipeline. But wait of course thats in the wrong direction they were running the pipe the wrong way. Thats the way it is in the big city. There was one million thirty seven silver bars all stacked into a pyramid between barcelona and Madrid. Iff ewe gentile reader aer confused a bit by this just look up at the map see where it says SPAIN it was very near to there they aer calling it the Spanish Pyramid. The NINTH Wonder of the World. They can no longer hold the Manassas there at all. The Bull run. A little Southern Humour a little dry for yew mister no its dehydrated. The new office door to the Whirly Presidential Office had a Batman sign with Whirly in the Center and a little Android humor from the eye goes undetective for instead of glass eye had them make the door out of clear Spanish treacle board. It will not break or tinkle on the floor. Ronald Duck gave me a bonus. $$$ThirtySevenP. Eye got a new Cardinal Hat. With a Mary Bird logo on it. For almost free. Its too small the head is rather large on an Android. Eye can not wear it very long it pinches mee and causes headaches they call it cardenal in Spain. Of course Android has a headache the eye is not a robot. Not offended or mistaken eye forgive the lot of ewe
just wait till Whirly sees his new office door the facing board is red.

WaterCollector

 

 WaterCollector

WaterCollector


The Water Collector
 The logistics was unreal unfathomable until they called Pauls Excavations in Tucson City. They said it is so simple of a thing to build and yet so much harder to make work out in the field a series of bendable aluminum pipes inside a seathe of silk. We will Collect the Rain as it falls and send it South to a man made lake a fresh dug pool a Arizona Lake. The Bottom of this lake bed is sealed in silk as well and makes a giant Reserve to feed the cities need to make us all stay well. For the silk collector we typed in the operational code at the website for ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.@dot      EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 and because that it was Christmas and because that President Whirly was now on Vacation Donald Plence came on gave us the OKAY for the Project. Why spend lots of $$$ when the PIPE.T.M.pipe@T.M  was only 45 P a section. We had already spent too much on the Aluminum Pipe from AcmeLTD@.com and the silk materials to line the Reservoir and to make the RainCatcher® There was PIPES with wheels on each section edge. We moved the thing along on the desert floor in the sand like a Caterpillar going sideways each section moved only a curtain distance undulating accordingly and waiting then for each section to catch up to it again then rolling off across the sand dunes each man pushing on a BroadBasePad® using the cheapest form of mechanical device and locomotion known to man the human being. They dropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. And we quickly assembled the PIPE@T.M.Pipe When someone saw it raining off in the distance we pushed the silk Raincatcher in that direction until we got the thing directly under all that free falling water and then we ran around under it as long as those sponge like clouds would let it fall we got lots of water for that Arizona Lake this way. Not even losing one man we got to him BEFORE he acutally fell off of that ledge and two sections of the silk Billowed out spilling water but we saved our fellow man. There is still alot of water in the desert there where we were and sometimes ewe may see that old pipeline we built it there in 1969.